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Song Parodies -> "I Love Key Lime"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Key Lime"

Parody Written by:

Eye1zLotto

The Lyrics

To one of our favorite vices: Gluttony!
I LOVE KEY LIME

I keep a gross watch on all food that's mine
I keep my eyes pried, hope'n to decide
I weep with acute gout, scarf'n food that's fried
I'll pause for wine, I love key lime

I find cherry's, berry's easy to consume
I find my gut's grow'n with each beer I imbue
Yes I'll admit that I'm a fool for stew
I'll pause for wine, I love key lime

You got soufflé to heap along my fries
You give my heart more work, it's suicide
For cookie dough, I'm leave'n my career aside
I'll pause for wine, I love key lime

As sure as night is dark and day is light,
I eat rare prime roast, bread both dark and white
Crepe suzette improves with ev'ry bite
I'll pause for wine, I love key lime

I keep a gross watch on all food that's mine
I keep my eyes pried, hope'n to decide
I weep with acute gout, scarf'n food that's fried
I'll pause for wine, I love key lime

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Royce Miller - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
well done, Mr. Eye
Johnny D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but great write.
Meriadoc - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!
Eye1 - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, thank you kidz! Very cherry berry nice words. eye1
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, Eye1 !!

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