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Song Parodies -> "Kill that Kunoichi"

Original Song Title:

"Give My Love To Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Kill that Kunoichi"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Rob's playing off me, so I'll play off him in the style of Cash.
I found him on the dirt road in the morning
I could see that he was dying fast
Arm was gone, his insides were cut open
He told me of the actions of the past

He said, he was attacked by a female assassin
Her blade was quick, her stealth was not of man
Now I'll die, and I have failed my noble master
The future shogun of Japan

[chorus]
Kill that Kunoichi, please won't you warrior?
Rid her of her life, just like she has done to me
Please restore my honor as a warrior
Please go and kill that dreadful Kunoichi

Tell my master, I said, sorry for my failure
Tell my wife, I'll see her in heaven
Damn that female ronin for her actions
Bushido, condemns the assassin

Warrior, take my sword and kill that ronin
Spread my ashes 'cross the steady stream
Heaven shine on you, holding my last wish
For my honor, sir, is what you will redeem

[chorus]
Kill that Kunoichi, please won't you warrior
Strip her of her pride, and blind her so she cannot see
I'll see you all one day in Heaven
Please, Samurai, go kill that Kunoichi
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Rob Arndt - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
That's a good comeback... maybe I might have to try hard to stay alive to get in a few more Samurai parodies. Well done-555!!!
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
DONE!!! Prepare for Kunoichi counter-attack tomorrow!!!!
Susanna Viljanen - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Dattebayo! On any predatory species, the female is always more dangerous. If you do not believe, ask Witch-King of Angmar. [Ku (hiragana) - no (katakana) - ichi (kanji) add up a woman...] Go-go-go!
Rob Arndt - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
During WW2 the Soviets let women become fighter pilots, strike pilots, snipers, tankers, machine gunners, MPs, and factory workers take up arms when the Germans arrived. Am pissed that Hitler rescinded his OK for Hanna to form an all-female fighter pilot unit in March 1945. Nazi ideology contained women under the "Three Ks"- if you don't know what that was, look it up ;-)

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