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Song Parodies -> "Used Bald Tire"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Used Bald Tire"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

The perils of buying a tire from Bubba's Junk and Tire Shack.

I was driving yesterday
And had a flat, unfortunately
Found a shack of junk attire
That’s where I bought my used bald tire

I bought me a brand new used bald tire
Driving on, on, on hoping it don’t catch on fire
As it spins, spins, spins it makes me perspire
My used bald tire

I’m driving weird cause of my used bald tire
And I bounce, bounce, bounce with unbalance entire
As it spins, spins, spins it makes me perspire
My used bald tire

If I get home alive
Here’s the truth, no jive
Next time a spare I will pack
To avoid a heart attack

I’ll never buy another used bald tire
From a guy, guy,guy who wears a hat made of wire
And I’ve learned, learned, learned my lesson sire
No used bald tire

And I’ve learned, learned, learned my lesson sire
No used bald tire
No used bald tire
No used bald tire

Fade Out

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Rod W - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Being a Cash fan, this was easy to follow. And I remember the days when a good tire was a round one. Your pacing was a little pinched in a few places but I gave you 5s across 'cuz your humor more than made up for it! Nice.

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