Song Parodies -> I Fart Everywhere

Original Song Title:	"I've Been Everywhere"
Original Performer:	Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:	"I Fart Everywhere"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Well, I learned very young
That I had a certain spot that excels
Won't say where it is,
But when I do what I do, it smells
They say when I was born,
Mom and Dad and the Doc nearly died
I guess I showed off with my first..
A shot of nine month saved up pride..
They called the HazMat to the ward
Thru gas masks made 'em wince
And now it's fifty years later,
And I haven't let up since..

I Fart Everywhere, Man
I Fart Everywhere, Man
Cut 'em I don't care, man
Flatulence, got my share, man
If it's stinky, I been there, man
I Fart Everywhere..

Pass gas in:
Bayous
Church pews
House flues
Elevators..
Hospitals
Recitals
Libraries
Escalators..
Funerals
Drug stores
Grocery stores
Near tomatoes..
Gym class
Heat vents
Gospel tents
Jacuzzis
Hock shops
Clock shops
Bus stops
Theatres
Recliners
Airliners,
Streamliners

At the Shriners..

I Fart Everywhere, Man
I Fart Everywhere, Man
Cut 'em I don't care, man
Flatulence, got my share, man
If it's stinky, I been there, man
I Fart Everywhere..

Let fly on:
Short hikes
Long hikes
Tandem bikes
Polish weddings
Pool rooms
School rooms
Tool rooms
Mattress beddings
Dance halls
Grand balls
Horse stalls
Cemeteries
Porches
Patios
Closets
Near canaries
Starbucks
Post office
Restaurants
Fitting rooms
Phone booths
Photo booths
Voting booths

I'm uncouth..

I Fart Everywhere, Man
I Fart Everywhere, Man
Cut 'em I don't care, man
Flatulence, got my share, man
If it's stinky, I been there, man
I Fart Everywhere..

Break wind at:
Ball games
Hockey games
Soccer games
Symphonies
Harbor docks
Barber shops
Ski trails
Balconies
Dog shows
County fairs
Dental chairs
Limousines
Racetracks
Steambaths
Seminars
Trampolines
Waiting rooms
City zoos
Casinos
Golf greens
Laundromats
In the flats
Close to cats

Under hats..

I Fart Everywhere, Man
I Fart Everywhere, Man
Cut 'em I don't care, man
Flatulence, got my share, man
If it's stinky, I been there, man
I Fart Everywhere..

My goals are:
Congress
The White House
West Wing
Rose Garden
Pike's Peak
Colliseum
Louvre museum
There'll I'll free'em
Redwoods
Big Sur
Golden Gate
Disney World
Las Vegas
Devil's Tower
Grand Canyon
Ozarks
Great Wall
Pyramids
St. Helens
Stonehenge
Desert Dunes
Grecian Ruins
Air Balloons

On the Moon..

I Fart Everywhere, Man
I Fart Everywhere, Man
Cut 'em I don't care, man
Flatulence, got my share, man
If it's stinky, I been there, man
I Fart Everywhere..

Phfffffffttttt...

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Stan Hall - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Three 5s and a years supply of Beano for this one.

Harry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Great rhyming, pacing, and very funny.

Red Ant - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

"A shot of nine month saved up pride" haha! Love it.

alvin - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

i love it when you parody this tune...another classic

John Barry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Looks like one of your farts voted 1. Flat-out funny.

AFW - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stan, Harry, Red Ant, alvin, and John,..yeah, some Mr. l guy always seems to be stalking me...at least it tells me I'm making some sort of impression

Harry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

AFW, I think mr. anonymous -- #1 poster--or is it #2? hahaha! as in ca ca? I think mr. one gave me that for "Fartbreaker". Remember boys and girls--you can't spell Anonymous without "ANUS". j/k.

2Eagle - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Five flutterblasts. Is Aoid still out there?

SOTM - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

America's favorite 'pass'-time, so to speak. I loved it.

Johnny D - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

This parody STINKS. It gets fives.

AFW - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks again, Harry...and funny commenting there...especially, the anonymous..anus line...and thanks, 2Eagle. SOTM, and Johnny D..for votes and punny comments

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Song Parodies -> I Fart Everywhere

"I've Been Everywhere"

Johnny Cash

"I Fart Everywhere"

Airfarcewon

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