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Song Parodies -> "Cry, Cry, Cry (Hillary Style)"

Original Song Title:

"Cry, Cry, Cry"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Cry, Cry, Cry (Hillary Style)"

Parody Written by:

Dr BLT

The Lyrics

This is, of course, another parody capturing that treasured, and rare moment, when Hillary was caught choking back tears on the campaign trail. You can hear this Clintonized Cash cover here: Dr. BLT, who, in response to Clinton's recent tear-jerking episode, gave us classics like the parody of It's My Party (and I'll Cry if I want to), and the all-original, If at first you don't succeed (Cry, Cry Again),now brings you a Cash parody to crown that glorious, tearful moment: Cry, Cry, Cry Dr BLT http://www.drblt.net/music/CryCryHillDemo2.mp3
everybody knows where you go
when your numbers wane
you reach towards your inner child
to feel familiar pain
you'll dredge up tears and then
let your emotions fly
on the road to victory
you're gonna cry, cry, cry

you're gonna cry, cry, cry
and you'll cry some more
because you've found the secret
to get a higher score
you're gonna cry, cry, cry

Ohio was a bitter time
for you, my friend
New Hampshire came along
and all the polls said you would end
but they didn't know the value of
that tear you shed
and the next time they'll stop short
of declarin' you dead

you're gonna cry, cry, cry
and you'll cry some more
because you've found the secret
to get a higher score
you're gonna cry, cry, cry

so stock up on that Kleenex
and don't you be so cold
a few teardrops will cause them
to forget that you're so old
and just when that Obama
thinks he's ridin' high
you'll do just what you need to do
you'll cry, cry, cry

you're gonna cry, cry, cry
and you'll cry some more
because you've found the secret
to get a higher score
you're gonna cry, cry, cry



This is one of many tunes that will appear on Dr BLT's forthcoming CD, Right-wingers Need Love Too 2. Stay tuned at: http://www.drblt.net

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Michael Pacholek - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
You know what they say: She who will laugh last will laugh best, and then it's your turn to cry. "Right-wingers need love, too"? In the immortal words of Larry Craig, "Don't go out tonight, it's bound to ruin your life, there's a bathroom on the right!"
John Jenkins - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Dr. BLT, don't forget "Tears of a Clown." But don't you mean Iowa, not Ohio?

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