Song Parodies -> Low Riders On Her Thigh
| Original Song Title: | "Ghost Riders In The Sky" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "Low Riders On Her Thigh" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
There's big demand for denim in the good old USA
Jeans are the favored fashion of the female form today
The sexy gals prefer 'em 'cause they fit their comfort zone
And all of us red blooded guys...lick chops for midriffs shown
Brand names can make the difference, 'cause they're styled to have the feel
Some trimmed with fringe, bleach faded, or with rivet studs of steel
Though most today, use zippers, love an old style button fly
They're a lot more fun unbuttoning, when I get lucky, I cry...
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh..
I love 'em tight, I love 'em stretched right to the edge of rip
Don't wanna' see no panty lines, just smooth unwrinkled hip
I could stand and gaze forever..if I go blind, Braille, I'll try
It would be worth the sacrifice, so, I'll stay beamed on high..
Yippi yi Ohhhhh
Yippi yi yaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Babes like J-Lo and Beyonce are prime chicks in the nest
But, I know that they're untouchable, so won't discount the rest
If I don't change my ways real soon, of fantasy, I'll die
And if I do, I hope and pray "Jean Heaven's" where I'll fly
Yippie yi Ohhhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh...
Jeans are the favored fashion of the female form today
The sexy gals prefer 'em 'cause they fit their comfort zone
And all of us red blooded guys...lick chops for midriffs shown
Brand names can make the difference, 'cause they're styled to have the feel
Some trimmed with fringe, bleach faded, or with rivet studs of steel
Though most today, use zippers, love an old style button fly
They're a lot more fun unbuttoning, when I get lucky, I cry...
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh..
I love 'em tight, I love 'em stretched right to the edge of rip
Don't wanna' see no panty lines, just smooth unwrinkled hip
I could stand and gaze forever..if I go blind, Braille, I'll try
It would be worth the sacrifice, so, I'll stay beamed on high..
Yippi yi Ohhhhh
Yippi yi yaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Babes like J-Lo and Beyonce are prime chicks in the nest
But, I know that they're untouchable, so won't discount the rest
If I don't change my ways real soon, of fantasy, I'll die
And if I do, I hope and pray "Jean Heaven's" where I'll fly
Yippie yi Ohhhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh...
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my fave of the day
Thanks, alvin...appreciate it
A tight-fitting parody.
Sir ~ L'Aire de Moan ~ Tres bonne Parodie! I And you deserve all the delights of Jeans' Heaven, Sir! For me, I wear the 'softer brushed demins' colour Noir.
Thanks to John, and littleCupCakes...soft denim is good
I'm little bit too old for lowriders, but this one was stonewashed. 555.
And thanks, Susanna
A very revealing parody...555.
Low riders have a different connotation in South Texas but they all seem to act the same. "Cosas Mojadas". Muy Bueno, Senor.
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