newly circumcised
well, that's what you are
fella gets sliced
gets a brand new scar
a scary ol' rite
it fills ya with fright
newly circumcised
with gashes

you'll be losin' your foreskin
look just like your pa
tip gets tossed...yeah
oh so "lah-dee-dah"
a terrible sight
you're bleedin' tonight
newly circumcised
with gashes

cut through with a knife
cut through with a knife
you're screamin' here with all your might
acutely aware of your plight

newly circumcised
why'd they cut so far
didn't feel nice
when your goods were marred
the doc, you despise
you've been brutalized
newly circumcised
with gashes

some say it ain't right
some say it ain't right
some leave it as it is in spite
some have it sheared off in delight

ow...ow...ow..ow...ow...ow...ow

newly circumcised
its a maimin' chore
they go in there and chop away
why'd they do that for ?
they say that it will enhance you
and that's when they slyly lance you