Slim Shady, the white blond rapper
Still sings his songs even though they're getting crapper
Worked his fingers to the bone
For the skills he had to hone
As seen in "8 Mile", his debut movie

Oh, Slim Shady, the white blond rapper
He sings his songs to express his feeling of anger
He started up D12, his band
He have for years being solo, man
And time would tell that he is a bloody stoner

Though you need all your weed
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll always be a white blond rapper
Can't afford to be bored
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll be a white, blond rapper

Oh, Slim Shady, the white blond rapper
Everyone thinks he is a bit of a stoner
Audience is pretty bored
Got a movie award
For "8 Mile", for his terrible acting and singing

Oh, Slim Shady, the white blond rapper
He sings his songs to express his feeling of anger
He started up D12, his band
He have for years being solo, man
And time would tell that he is a bloody stoner

Though you need all your weed
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll always be a white blond rapper
Can't afford to be bored
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll be a white, blond rapper

Oh, Slim Shady, the white blond rapper
He wrecked his life with all his singing and stoning
To our shock and dismay
He's still working to this day
For an award to his contribution to stoners

Though you need all your weed
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll always be a white blond rapper
Can't afford to be bored
Me mate, Shady
Looks as though you'll be a white, blond rapper