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Song Parodies -> "Dames People Pay"

Original Song Title:

"Games People Play"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe South

Parody Song Title:

"Dames People Pay"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, the dames people pay, now
All the homely hookers, hey now
Fat and ugly, old and gray, now
None are pretty, young, and lean

Don't believe they're takin' showers,
Could use brillo pad scours
Oughta' cover them with flowers
Reekin' bad like a nasty latrine..

La-da da da da da da da
La-da da da da da da de
Talkin' 'bout misery..
Oh, the dames people pay

Smells could make a gorilla cry
Kill a hawk, make a buzzard fly
Fracture nostrils of some poor john guy
Send him back to his old flame..

Make Summer's Eve give up
Like a foul runneth over cup
Bad aroma of a skunky pup
Cabbage flatulence with aim...

Oh, the dames people pay, now
Don't be thinkin' they're okay, now
They need giant cans of spray, now
It's an odor colored...green !

Hookers walkin' up to ya'
Propositioning to do ya'
Hold your nose, but it goes thru ya
It's just awful, Oh Lord !

Call the men who can exterminate
Bring some bottled Scope, fumigate
Try to find a whore in hell to date
You would be better scored...

(Repeat Chorus)

Look around and tell me what you see
Bad hookers hadn't oughta' be
God grant one with more pleasantry
This is worse than Viet Nam..

Do not give up all your sanity
For one fat as a manatee
Pass on all this sick humanity..
There ain't none worth a da da da da damn !

Oh, the dames people pay, now
All the homely hookers, hey now
Fat and ugly, old and gray, now
None are pretty, young, and lean

None are pretty, young, and lean



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Leo Keough - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
As soon as I saw the title switch and who wrote it, I knew this was going to be great...and it far exceeded my expectations!!!...Way to go 'Farce'!!!...555!!!!!
MadameDeTokeVille - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, this is. . . well . . . it's bad, as well as sad . . . But these women serve a "purpose" . . . And CowboyDave did "value" his middleAged waitresses . . .
Patrick - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Used to work the night shift in a neighborhood where there were lots of hookers as you described. Never saw one get picked up. But the nights the police sent their decoys out, looking at least semi-human, the cops were nailing fools right and left.
John Barry - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Do you speak from experience in crafting this funny parody?
AFW - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Leo...and Madame LCC, and Patrick, and John...uh, who, me? I'm just a virgin parodist
Andy Primus - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody - especially liked the manatee verse
AFW - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy
alvin - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious....my fave of the day
AFW - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin

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