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Song Parodies -> "Deltoid Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"Deltoid Lady"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

woman, you're so healthy..you astound me
my, you have such buff and sturdy deltoids
though some other guys
crave legs and thighs
i'm longin'
for the warm and tender muscles of your shoulders

you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady

it was at vic tanny, where i found you
standing flat and stretchin' so you'll harden
and i like your face
and your slender waist
i tell you
but your lovely shoulders set my heart to beatin'

you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady

oh, you ain't got no fat a-jigglin'
you're nice and slim, my love
and i love 'em lean

some like cone-like mountains, cause they're pretty
but shoulders, on a woman, i'm espyin'
they're nice and clean
and not obscene
i like 'em
i'm so glad her frame was firmed up by the crunches

you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady

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Jack LaLanne - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Scapulous!
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
gee, thanks jack, i had no idea you were a parody fan
Airfarcewon - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS..Alvin...but the story's great..and so is the phrasing, rhyming, the unique theme, and all content in general....5's
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks

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