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Song Parodies -> "Duct Tape Your House"

Original Song Title:

"Unchain My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"Duct Tape Your House"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Duct tape your house... seal that window.
Duct tape your house... because Tom Ridge told us so.
Tape can find good uses in your home.
Where duct tape sells, you'll find plastic and foam.
Duct tape your house, for security.

Duct tape your house... for security.
We must beware; new attacks we'll see.
Use it to patch up that old broken vase.
Don't be lettin' duct tape go to waste.
Duct tape your house, for security.

It's ugly as hell... to use duct tape on pants.
Repair shoes; it works well - don't wear them to dance.
Duct tape your house... maybe you'll survive doomsday.
Duct tape your house... don't worry, sit tight and pray.

What's leaking through your roof? Go look and see.
What's in the air? It's poison gas - go flee!
Duct tape your house, against calamity.

(instrumental break)

It's ugly as hell... to use duct tape on pants.
Repair shoes; it works well, but don't wear them to dance.
Duct tape your house... maybe you'll survive doomsday.
Duct tape your house... don't worry, sit tight and pray.

What's leaking through your roof? Go look and see.
What's in the air? It's poison gas - go flee!
Duct tape your house, against calamity.

(instrumental fade)

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