-> "The Night Colonel Angus Went Down"
Original Song Title:
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
Original Performer:
Joan Baez ( Originally by The Band )
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Colonel Angus Went Down"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Colonel Angus my name
And I rode on the Amtrak train
To see my lady I came
Then off to Iraq again
In the summer of zero-four
She was lonely
She ran to the door
Into my arms, my lady, she fell
It was a time, I remember, oh, so well
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And all the bells were ringin'
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And Colonel's lady was singin'
She went,
"Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ahhhh...."
Back with my wife in Tennessee
And one day she said to me,
"Angus, quick, come see! Martha Stewart's guilty."
Now I don't mind the tabloid news
And I don't care what new diet you choose
Just lay here with me, give me a kiss
And let my clever
Tongue rake-in
Your married bliss
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And all the bells were ringin'
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And Colonel's lady was singin'
She went,
"Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ahhhh...."
Like my father before me
I'm an Angus man
And like my mother before me
My wife's an Angus fan
Oh she is just 18, young and bright
And she loves her Colonel Angus all night
I swear by our bed's red satin sheets
Colonel Angus will not stop
'Til his jaw's asleep!
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And all the bells were ringin'
The night
Colonel Angus went down
And Colonel's lady was singin'
She went,
"Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ahhhh...."
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 2 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|