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Song Parodies -> "Wafers"

Original Song Title:

"Schaefer Beer Jingle"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

I'm sure baseball fans, like Claude Prez and Michael Pacholek will remember the Schaefer Beer Jingle. I may be dating myself but, who else would go out with someone like me?
Wafers are the one thing to have
When you're hungry for God's Son
Wafers, with wine, you are saved
Let them sit there on your tongue

The body of our Saviour
Who left this world
So we could be forever young

(young, young, young)

Wafers are the one thing to have
When you're hungry for God's Son

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Peter Andersson - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS and DKTOB (Don't Know The Original Beer). In fact, here I DKEM (Don't Know En Mass(e)).
AFW - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I sorta' recall this jingle...and we do have schaefer's around here....unique idea
Red Ant - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
As this is a 60s ad I DKTO. Neat idea though.
Dee Range - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Never heard the jingle, although the beer made me puke once. I think the horse had diabetes :-))
alvin rhodes - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
bless you for writing this..5s

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