-> "If You Wanna Be President (2012 edition)"
Original Song Title:
"If You Wanna Be Happy"
Parody Song Title:
"If You Wanna Be President (2012 edition)"
If you wanna be president of the U.S.A.
Don't go out shopping, get carried away
If you wanna get elected in 2012
Better leave that jewelry on the shelf
Gingrich went to Tiffany's
Went on a five-grand spending spree
Then his campaign ran aground
'Cause that ain't fis-cally sound
If you wanna move to Pennsylvania Ave.,
Better keep track of all the land you have
At a hunting camp that you use
There might be a rock that makes you lose
In the polls Rick Perry led
But then that rock said "N-----head"
He said a racist he was not
But it still hit him like a shot
If you wanna be President of the U.S.,
Better not bother anyone in a dress
If you wanna represent the GOP
Don't harass your women sexually
Herman Cain, the pizza man
They loved his 9-9-9 plan
But he those women didn't savor
His sausage ain't their favorite flavor
If you wanna be the family values nominee
Better not show impropriety
Women don't want to see your breadstick, so
You should smell the cheese and then just go
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