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Song Parodies -> "Big Bad Don"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Don"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Big Don

Big Don

Every Sunday night at nine, on tv he'll arrive
With his hair, he's tall, might exceed two forty-five
Not a billionaire bolder, proud and pouty of lips
And everybody knows, nobody pops bird flips to Big Don

Big Don, Big Don, Big Bad Don, (Big Don)

"Celebrity Apprentice" Don calls home
He's the King of New York town, just ask him, it's shown
He doesn't smile much, gets smirky like Captain Bligh
Say something wrong, you'll see that evil eye from Big Don

This season on the show, he has All Stars
Past players claw and fight in the boardroom wars
Guys like Rodman's flair, with a huge right hand
Sent that big ol' drink a water back to Dribble Land, did Don

Big Don, Big Don, Big Bad Don, (Big Don)

A few hot babes get their bottoms swingin' fine
Some guys half-cracked, the Gary Busey kind
Singers, and actors, lotta' has-beens cast
And each week, one will learn that this'll be their last,
With Don..

Through mistrust, mirrored smoke, of this man made hell
Walks a tyrant of a man, Sunday "Niners" know well
Struts with swag and glimmer, self, he'd love to clone
If it was all his own way, he'd do the whole show alone, Big Don,

Big Don, Big Don, Big Bad Don, (Big Don)

Old Piers Morgan's been there, to number one, he'd shove
And Joan Rivers has won, tough plastic, she's made of
The weak willed may crumble, but the strong don't cave
In order to win, you must be a knave, like Don..

Shore up those timbers, and never back down
Make boardroom rumble, clamp feet, and dig ground
Hunker down, kick ass - watch back, all the time
Screw everyone else, and then just suck up and shine, to Big Don

Big Don, Big Don, Big Bad Don, (Big Don)

Fin'lly scratched Omarosa, fun evil witch
Well, Lil John, he got her canned, with good rap pitch
All her pride just trickled down like sand,
When "You're fired!" was the line - from the big, big man, Big Don

Big Don, Big Don, Big Bad Don, (Big Don)

(Big Don)

Big Bad Don

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lifeliver - April 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Never seen the show but you got this one rockin'. At the bottom of these lines writes a big, big fan. 555
DeanQueen - April 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, the Mighty Duke o'Edge, very nice to hear a JimmyDean tune; right now I could go for his brand of sausage, too!
Dave W. - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
If Ol' Donny was lookin' for a parodist, he'd say - Your Hired

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