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Song Parodies -> "Big Bad Jong"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Jong"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Kim Jong Il 1942(ish, bah who cares?)-2011 Rest in pieces
(Kim Jong, Kim Jong)
Early mornin', maybe nine, piece of news did arrive
He stood five foot five, he was aged sixty-nine
Riding 'board locomotive to take him a trip
And everybody knew the letters spelled out "RIP" to Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jooo-ong!) Big Bad Jong (Kim Jong)

Korea in the North's where Jong called home
He just drifted into town and ruled to the bone
He didn't do much that was humane and right
And if you cursed him out, you just said "Bye" to Kim Jong

Some countires have their prez and kings and queens
Then there's some with a spite, evil and Asian, mean
Butt of trashin' jokes from Dave Letterman
Now a North Korean fellow's in the Hottest Land -- Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jooo-ong!) Big Bad Jong (Kim Jong)

Then came the day at the center of the crime
When a tyrant croaked and none started cryin'
Comics were playin' and jokes spread fast
And everybody wished that he'd had a "blast" -- that Jong

Wearing shades and a suit and his man-maned hair
Walked a giant of a dict that the whiners knew well
Ain't it short for Kimberly? Satire prone
No Bush could ever be, be this bad to the bone -- Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jooo-ong!) Big Bad Jong (Kim Jong)

With that snake on the train, guy that nobody loved
Then the despot yelled out "There's a light up above!"
But upside down he was, light was red not grey
That ain't Heaven's white light; the Devil praised Kim Jong

Old Daffs and Hitler they stared from way down
Then came that tyrant, crashed down to the ground
Then Saddam Hussein belched out all he dined
Idi Amin came out, said "Well, it's about time" to Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jooo-ong!) Big Bad Jong (Kim Jong)

Now they haven't reopened that worthless pit
Now they're calling Kim Jong-Il a pile of shit
It's the end of errors in that land
Least we hope that it is, 'cause to hell with that man, Kim Jong
(Kim Jong, Kim Jooo-ong!) Big Bad Jong (Kim Jong)

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Barry J. Mitchel - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
"Vengeance is Mine" said the Lord; and in KJI's case, only He will have that opportunity. I like the "Letterman/Hottest Land" couplet; afterward, you overdid that theme. I object to the Bush reference, but otherwise love it.
AFW - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Flip and funky take on the week's big news story
John Barry - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job!
Patrick - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
A fitting epitaph. I only wish someone could have sung it at his funeral. I hope he gets the chance to welcome Castro, Chavez, Ahmedinejad, Mugabe, and Assad to their just rewards before the next year is over.
Porfle Popneckerd - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Abbott Skelding - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Not a huge fan of political parodies, but nice work on this one
Glen S - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Topical and many good rhymes throughout. 'Ain't it short for Kimberly? Satire prone' stood out to me
Matthias - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I didn't even realize that he died. Very topical and it kinda makes me want to watch "Team America: World Police" so that's always a plus.
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Good timing. Good choice of song. Very nice song on the topic, I enjoyed.
Blaydeman - January 29, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm with Abbott on the whole not liking political parodies that much. Usually they stir up a lot of emotion, but this was pretty good. Like Matty I too would now like to watch Team America! LOL!
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can honestly say that when I heard that Kim-Jong Il kicked the bucket my immediate reaction was "huh...'kay". I honestly don't care for politics, but this was very well written. I'm tempted to say it's a bit exaggerated, but then again all my knowledge of Kim Jong came from episode 5 of the Epic Rap Battles of History, so I'm not one to judge on that aspect. 555

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