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Song Parodies -> "Big Bad Chad"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Chad"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

You don't have to be from Greater Cincinnati to be aware of Chad Ocho-Cinco (nee Johnson) and his antics. Just when we think he can't possibly top his latest stunt, Chad never fails to come through. ;D

Every season you could see him setting up on the line
Every time a camera rolled you could see him whine
In every league game he could be a real factor
A hell of a player but a mighty bad actor - Bad Chad

Bad Chad, Bad Chad, Bad Bad Chad, Bad Chad

Nobody seems to know where Chad comes from
Sometimes he's a hero, sometimes he's a bum
If the season goes good or the season is crappy
It really doesn't matter 'cause he never is happy - Bad Chad
Some people say Chad is an overgrown child
And compared to his teammates he isn't so wild
Still others say Chad is real cool and funky
But we know that Chad's a big attention junky - Bad Chad

Bad Chad, Bad Chad, Bad Bad Chad, Bad Chad

He won lots of honors and his team made him rich
But that didn't matter, Chad continued to b*tch
Instead of being a role model with class
Chad just wanted everyone to kiss his damn ass - Bad Chad
He believed everybody when he should have been calmer
He trashed his friend T.J. and he ripped Carson Palmer
He blamed all his teammates and insulted the town
Now he's only got one friend - that's Mike Brown - Bad Chad

Bad Chad, Bad Chad, Bad Bad Chad, Bad Chad

With all of the plaudits Chad really got jaded
He told everybody - Hey I want to be traded!
I 'm a future Hall of Famer and I'm really a whiz
So to hell with the team, I'm all that there is! - Bad Chad
All the fans got tired of his rants and his roars
They forgot about his catches, his gains, and his scores
Chad cried - As sure as there's a Heaven above me
All I ever wanted was for to love me! - Bad Chad

Bad Chad, Bad Chad, Bad Bad Chad, Bad Chad

Well the Bengals came back from Georgetown and camp
And Chad wouldn't work out 'cause he had another cramp
So if you ask me and whole lot of others
We say (Slowly spoken) Lewis ought to bench that damn psycho mother - Bad Chad

Bad Chad, Bad Chad, Bad Bad Chad, Bad Chad

A Bengal fan is as optomistic as a trombone player who carries a beeper. ;D

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blackjack21 - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! That was funny OMR. Almost as funny as when Bad Chad goes over the middle and gets his head taken off. Do one about T.O. ;-)
Mark Scotti - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
That was great! We've all got at least one(sometimes more than one), on our teams. they sure are characters... See my plaxico: and video:
Guy - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Ribber - I don't usually follow too much football - I watched my Steelers take the super bowl last season although. I was not acquainted with the name Chad Ocho Cinco and I wondered who the hell would name themselves 8-5? All I could think of was an old joke that poses the question of what do you call four drowning Mexicans - answer quatro cinco. From what I gleaned from your parody the guy is the football version of the former basketball Spurs forward Dennis Rodman. Nice rag job on this guy. Tres Cincos for Ocho Cinco.
Timmy1000 - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Well said, Ribber. I watched the first Hard Knocks Bengals and he is at it again, especially with his "Child Please" comment. Guy, he was Chad Johnson, but legally changed his name, but strangely enough wore Johnson on his jersey the first year of the name change because NFL rules said Chad was required to buy back all the outstanding official Johnson jerseys, which would have cost about 200 grand, so he did not change. Chad is kind of like TO junior.
UnKnownVotress - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Ol Rib, this is good, sir !
Old Man Ribber - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh wow! I detected a couple of glaring omitted word and a mischosen one. I try to be careful.
Guy @Timmy1000 - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
TIMMY1K - I read up on the guy before I read the parody so I knew what he had done and that his previous name was Chad Johnson. What I did not know was the buy back on the jerseys - ouch. Thanks for putting me a bit wiser on the matter.
Fiddlegirl - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Grating Greats of the Gridiron... gotta love 'em, bless their little ol' pea-pickin' hearts. (Packer fan myself...) You could substitute probably about a dozen or more other names from all around the NFL for this one!
Christei Marie M - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to babysit for this kid named Chad! He was such a brat and got a kick out of playing practical jokes...that caused everybody trouble, of course (Just like what Jan Brady did when she hid Greg's mouse in the hamster). Anyways, the Chad you're talking about is such an arrogant a**! 5's!
Timmy1000 - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Ribber, I noticed that when I brought up this page, there is a google ad for Ochocinco jerseys in the official NFL shop - how funny is that?
Medemia - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
So true. So funny. So glad I'm not a Bungles fan!
AFW - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know the Chad of which you speak..but having parodied this song several times, can appreciate y our fince pacing and accents

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