Song Parodies -> Big Bad Wolf

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

  
Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Wolf"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

(big wolf...big wolf)
every morning in the woods, you could see him unwind
he stood six foot six, if he stood on his hinds
he had jaws that could murder and it scared all the pigs
cause all the hoggies knew those teeth could tear and rip
a big wolf (big wolf...big wolllllllf)...big bad wolf...(big wolf)

one hoggie used some straw to build his home
its easily blown down...and the wolf must have known
he didn't puff much...it was only a sigh
but the house just broke and you could see straw fly
a big wolf

that piggy ran away and split that scene
and he ran with all his might through the forest, green
knew he had to flee to his neighbor's land
where there stood a house of wood that just might withstand
a big wolf (big wolf...big wolllllllf)...big bad wolf...(big wolf)

well, his neighbor gave him the welcome sign
the door unlatched and he went inside
they started prayin' and their hearts beat fast
and both those piggies hoped they could survive a blast
from big wolf

it ws just a bad joke when that big beast yelled
cause he splintered up that house and it blew to hell
from those shattered timbers, both the piggies roamed
and then they made a break for the third pig's home
from that wolf (big wolf...big wolllllllf)...big bad wolf...(big wolf)

this other pig's house was made of stronger stuff
and it wouldn't fall down when that big boy puffed
those other two homes were merely would-be graves
but houses made of bricks were constructed to save
from big wolf

it shaked and shivered from the wolf's huge sound
a hellish rumble that trembled the ground
and he huffed and puffed and his volume climbed
but the piggies sensed that they were safe this time
from big wolf (big wolf...big wolllllllf)...big bad wolf...(big wolf)

the wolf reached the roof and climbed on it
and he fell into the chimney's pit
into a cauldron the beast was thrown
and in the bottom of this pot ?
heat was too grand...to stand
a cooked wolf (big wolf...big wolllllllf)...big bad wolf

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Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin, what big parodies you have!
AFW - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This is fantastic! alvin...the fact that Jimmy Dean sells sausage makes the premise even funnier
John Barry - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahooouuuu!
alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael...thanks AFW (lol...didn't even think of that)...thanks john
Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hehe... I shall never think of those three little pigs in the same light again!
JP - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic. 5's.
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Mmmm... wolf meat... 5-5-5
alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks lorelei, JP and macphisto
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great lupine stuff, Alvin... I'm gonna have to make you a present of these Three Little Fives....
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You had me from the title... great concept; hope it wasn't prompted by the Utah thing.
John Jenkins - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Good story, but "It shaked"?
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not going to be able to think of this fairytale again without conjuring up images of cowboy hats! Well done. 555
alvin - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC...thanks TT...nope, wrote this weeks ago....thanks john....pardon ny ebonics...thanks kristof

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