"I have to get my old fridge out of here"
I thought that to myself
It's no longer cooling
All is hot on the shelf.
It ruined my foods and drinks
Junked it to the earth
I left it outside for the trash truck,
'Cause nothing's what it's worth

"No reason to get frustrated"
The neighbor quickly spoke
"We all had to find out one time
That this brand is but a joke
Cools for a while, but then it stops
Landlord'll get a new fridge
Just call him up quickly now,
Put the old one in that ditch"

Threw out the Kelvinator
What a piece of junk
Yeah, it came with the apartment
Now freezer's got skunks

Outside, didn't take the old fridge
Called up the trash truck
And they finally got it
Got a new one, I'm in luck

Threw out the Kelvinator