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Song Parodies -> "OPERATOR(Disconnect this call)"

Original Song Title:

"OPERATOR(Help me make this call)"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"OPERATOR(Disconnect this call)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

Operator, oh would you disconnect this call
This number in the bathroom is now outdated
It says she's from L.A.
But the guy who answered's gay
Some guy who asked me if I'd like to be fellated?


That's the way that my life story goes
But I can change all that
Just give me the number to Paris Hilton
So I can call just to tell her she's fine
And her shoooow,
I loved it blow by blow, she learned to take it well
I just wish my hand, could convince myself
That it's Paris, for reeeal
But it 'll never learn to squeal

Operator, would you please have Paris call?
I'd like to let her know she can misbehave me
There's jism in my eyes
Somehow it happens all the time
I think a box of Kleenex would somehow save me.


Operator, would you expedite this call
This 900 phone bill is startin' to kill me
Love the bump and grind
Watch her show, I think you'll find
She's got a cute behind!


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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mac - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Titilliing, and thus marks the official end of the ban on sex parody.
Paris - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Call me about the sequel, you naughty boy!
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
i laughed so hard i had TEARS in my eye...not that other gunk.. nice job...gave ya 5s...
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
mac, alvin, thanks for the comments. This was a real tear jerker to write.
Guy - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul - Tears? Not so sure, jerker now, that more describes it. Well done.

Why are there not more votes on this? NO ONE reading this? Click on this song and read it, it is worth your time.
Meriadoc - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG! You actually said jism! :-D
Birg - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You animal! You're at it again! :-D You crack me up Paul...I can't believe I'm JUST now seeing this up here?! Got up from my nap.I need coffee,I'm rambling. Well done my friend! 3 jism-y 5's!
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy; thank you for your time, your support is so sublime; and I can do the mime.... Meriadoc; sorry about polluting the ether........:-D Birg: My pleasure to a pure treasure....keep up the great work!
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done.
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRGHHH, you forced me to laugh OUT LOUD at my desk at work! This parody is more humorous than parodies should be allowed to be. I especially got a guffaw from your choice of words to create an internally-rhymed-parody of the original line "A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated" !! Too freakin' funny, too funny! 5's
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, I thought it would be a funny spin on the 'ol numbers written on bathroom walls. I've got another one that can't be done here to "SWINGING", the country tune by John Anderson that uses the same pretext, "Her name was on the bathroom wall, her number carved in wood".
Paul Robinson - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W - Well, looks like you have the "rowdyiest Paul" title for the time being. Hilarious!
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W. - actually I meant to compliment the excellent pacing of that particular line I pointed out in my previous comment - it has a little internal rhyme happening, but it really shines on pacing. Once again - well done!
Paul W. - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson: thanks so much,'preciate it Johnny D. : Once again, thank you and everyone here who has made me and my friend Birgitta feel welcome. The comments from so distinguished a bunch of writers here is very heartwarming. I wake up each day now and punch this site up immediately just to start the morning with a bunch of belly laughs. I have coffee stains spewed all over the walls in my kitchen....Keep 'em cummin' everyone, I can paint the walls......
Paul W. - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Robert- thank you
Harold the cabin boy - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Helen it's been good to know you
Johnny P. - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops,u did it agin.Sprite just came shooting out my nose.How do u think this crap up? Keep it up.
Rose - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
pre-wipe tally - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing: 39 fives
How funny: 39 fives
Overall: 39 fives

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