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Song Parodies -> "Last Miss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Original Performer:

J Frank Wilson and the Caveliers

Parody Song Title:

"Last Miss"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

For all those working in a "tech" world where your computer breaks down
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Oh where oh where can my pencil be
Computer's broken down on me
All of the numbers, never understood
So I just crunched them online in a high tech world

I was working late, was a superstar,
I had reports I needed so far,
In my work load pile I read
"close the books or you'll be dead"

I couldn't leave, so switched on a light
I'll never forget my problem and plight
The frying wires, the blank screen glass
The painful whirr that I heard last

Oh where oh where can my pencil be
Computer's broken down on me
All of these numbers, never understood
So I just crunched them online in a high tech world

Now then I broke up, the pain was boring down
There were worksheets laying all around
Some big form in front of my eyes,
But I ground it in the shredder that night,

So crazed I said I would file it "dead"
And made up numbers in a great big pile,
Report was close, remembered our last miss,
And thought of my boss, I knew he'd be pissed.

Well, now it's done,
Even though it wasn't right
I lost my job, my life, that night

Oh where oh where can my pencil be
Computer's broken down on me
All of these numbers, never understood
So I just crunched them online in a high tech world

Repeat ooh ooh's

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MissNoDrive - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, How I deplore those Foggy Mtn. Breakdowns: of hardDrives & Paper jams! !

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