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Song Parodies -> "JFK Jr's Last Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Parody Song Title:

"JFK Jr's Last Kiss"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Sinasky

The Lyrics

Original Last Kiss written in 1962 by Wayne CochranIf this offends anyone I am sorry, I wrote it when the event happened,but waited till now to post. Jeff
Well, where oh where can JFK Junior be
He's lying in his airplane at the bottom of the sea
He's not in heaven
Cause his family's no good
He went straight to hell
Like the rest of them should

They were flying to a wedding in his plane, not a jet
They almost made it, but weren't there quite yet
Only seven more miles, they could see it ahead
The engine stuttered and then it went dead
It wouldn't restart, he turned to the right
The plane went down, and dropped out of sight
Three people holding on, trying to save thier ass
Imagine the screams as the plane,,,Went splash

Well, where oh where can JFK Junior be
He's lying in his airplane at the bottom of the sea
He's not in heaven
Cause his family's no good
He went straight to hell
Like the rest of them should

Well, when he woke up, They were sinking down
There were fish watching them all Drown
Then Something sharp penetrated his head
A piece of the plane, now John Kennedy's dead
She lifted his head and looked at him and said
I wish you had trained more than a little while
She held him close and gave him one last kiss
Then her head was bitten off by a BIG fucking fish
Well now their both gone, it's late at night
The search will start at the first sign of light

Well, where oh where can JFK Junior be
He's lying in his airplane at the bottom of the sea
He's not in heaven
Cause his family's no good
He went straight to hell
Like the rest of them should

Woh (4x)
Ohh (4x)

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