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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Joe Bangles"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Bojangles"

Original Performer:

Jerry Jeff Walker, Sammy Davis, Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Joe Bangles"

Parody Written by:

Loose Bruce Kerr

The Lyrics

a modern suburban house-to-house male stripper instead of the legendary dancer of the original song
I knew a man, Joe Bangles, and he'd dress for you
in bras and slips
In garter belts and furry pelts connected with
gold fastened clips

He cross-dressed so fine
Cross-dressed so fine
Then he'd pull it undone

He'd model wear and end up bare from house to house
throughout our town
The women would come and men, some would gather and
they'd come unwound

He'd let go a strap
And as it snapped
You could hear them all yell, "Please! Please!"



He pranced for those who liked his clothes and loved his hose
and paid him tips
He spoke of years of tops and rears adorned with chains
and leather whips

He shook his booty
And as he shook his booty
I heard my own wife yell, "Please! Please!"


©2006 Marjorie Music Pub.(BMI) & Broken RecordsLoose Bruce KerrSongs.)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Shawna - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! At least Joe's dog didn't die at the end of this one.
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
this is "High-heel-larious"...very well done...only complaint, wish it would have been longer, maybe with more of a story form, like the original...nevertheless..excellent pacing and rhyming. paints a funny image.
Michael Pacholek - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not too sure about this one, but at least you didn't confirm my fears that it might be about a guy who loves the Bangles... I like them, but they did do one of the most awesomely bad songs of all time: See my parody "Eternal Song." Then again, this guy might give "Eternal Flame" a whole new meaning!
PMS - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW
Guy - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Bo sure put the "jangles" to your wife. You still married? heh heh. This is classic. By any chance did Mr. Jangles wear a size 5 dress? =:-) This deserves a 5 star general salute!

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