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Song Parodies -> "A Norse is a Norse"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse is a Horse"

Original Performer:

Jay Livingston

Parody Song Title:

"A Norse is a Norse"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A Norse is a Norse, Viking raiding, of course
Scandinavian Anti-Christian force
Never off course, the Norse Gokstads fed great dread
Archers, Axemen.. the Leidang were worse
Dragonship blood sails, Hammers of Thor
8th to 11th Century curse
Europe, Russia, Baghdad!

The Vikings hackety-hacked and broadsword smacked as they pillaged, raped, and slayed
Iron helmets, chainmail armor, wooden shields, and spears on display

A Norse is a Norse, who led by brute force
Until Christianity prevailed, of course
The Thing gave way to Kings, converts
That chose Jesus Christ instead!!!

Odin, Thor, and Freya mislead
Cast to the funeral pyre, idols dead...

Although they were ruthless, they discovered America first in 1001 AD landing in Newfoundland under Leif the Lucky. They called the place Vinland.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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 5   12

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Peter Andersson - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
The one thing I admire most of my Viking ancestors is that their bards and storytellers came up with the concept of Valkyries - barebreasted maids in sub zero Celsius temperature - no wonder the average Scandinavian woman of today has inherited extra "padding" compared to women from warmer climates. :-P
Rob Arndt - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
John Lomain - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
You are not the first to pass this way nor shall you escape 5's from me
Rob Arndt - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! The Vikings were more than just Norsemen. No disrespect to the Danes, Swedes, and others that joined in.
Jonathan - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
does this one get 5's? of course of course
Thiazi Harksen - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
That is ME! A Viking! :)

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