Song Parodies -> The New D&D
| Original Song Title: | "Mercedes Benz" |
| Original Performer: | Janis Joplin |
| Parody Song Title: | "The New D&D" |
| Parody Written by: | Isis |
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the elf-lord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis. and pay the online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones, it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.
That's it, heh.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the elf-lord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis. and pay the online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones, it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.
That's it, heh.
You can hear me singing this on YouTube here The New D&D on YouTube
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