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Song Parodies -> "The New D&D"

Original Song Title:

"Mercedes Benz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"The New D&D"

Parody Written by:

Isis

The Lyrics

I'd like to do a song of great social and political import.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the elf-lord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis. and pay the online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones, it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.

That's it, heh.
You can hear me singing this on YouTube here The New D&D on YouTube

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Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
RIP, Gary Gygax.

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