It's the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena.

The Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Wish she would have a flower bed of full of Gardenas. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) And in her rickety old garage is a 1990 mini-van Dodge.

And all the stock clerks say that there's nobody meaner than the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (She'll yell at you and she'll get you real hard.) She's a terror on Colorado Boulevard. It's the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena.

If you're at the check-out line, don't piss her off. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) You can't even put your food down, 'cause she'll chew you out. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Well, she's gonna get her mouth punch out sooner or later, 'cause she won't shut up on how much you hate her.

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(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)

The cashiers try to calm her down, but she'll give 'em the bird and just storm out.

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(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)

Shut up woman.

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