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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old People That Drive Like Demons"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan And Dean
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Old People That Drive Like Demons"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
its the little old people who drive like demons
the little old people who drive like demons
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
are surely gonna plow ahead, with people screamin'
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
they flock in a rickety entourage
and when they're through...people dead...cause they can't dodge
and everybody's dyin' cause they're busy daydreamin'
the little old people who drive like demons
they drive too fast and you end up scarred
they're a terror while driving...better be on guard
its the little old people who drive like demons
if they hit you in the street, you're in for bruisin'
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
you might run for cover, but you'll never lose them
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
well, they're gonna kill a person now, sooner or later
cause they can't tell the brake from the accelerator
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
they drive like a racer all through the town
their attention will drift...and then they'll mow ya down
and everybody's dyin' cause they're busy daydreamin'
the little old people who drive like demons
they drive too fast and you end up scarred
they're a terror while driving...better be on guard
its the little old people who drive like demons
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
the little old people who drive like demons
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
are surely gonna plow ahead, with people screamin'
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
they flock in a rickety entourage
and when they're through...people dead...cause they can't dodge
and everybody's dyin' cause they're busy daydreamin'
the little old people who drive like demons
they drive too fast and you end up scarred
they're a terror while driving...better be on guard
its the little old people who drive like demons
if they hit you in the street, you're in for bruisin'
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
you might run for cover, but you'll never lose them
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
well, they're gonna kill a person now, sooner or later
cause they can't tell the brake from the accelerator
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
they drive like a racer all through the town
their attention will drift...and then they'll mow ya down
and everybody's dyin' cause they're busy daydreamin'
the little old people who drive like demons
they drive too fast and you end up scarred
they're a terror while driving...better be on guard
its the little old people who drive like demons
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
(go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
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I agree; we need roadblocks to weed out these stubborn senile old bastards...uh, until I'm one. Nice job.
That was funny...and true.
Excellent! This reminds me of the South Park episode where the seniors have a protest when their licenses are taken away
Alvin, this parody is a natural progression from the original song's theme and lyrics - very clever, very clever indeed. 5's
And I hope that by the time I'm that age, I'll have a "smart car" that can do my driving for me - so I can take a refreshing nap!
And I hope that by the time I'm that age, I'll have a "smart car" that can do my driving for me - so I can take a refreshing nap!
I loved this one; you did a nice job writing it. Perfect score. :)
Ditto on the above comments.
Alvin - raced out to get a copy and smashed into someone (just kidding...) fine job...
Excellent piece of lampoonery about one of my pet peeves. Ever heard George Carlin's routine about old drivers? Awesomely funny. "One person you never wanna get stuck behind...any man over 70 years old wearing a hat. Especially a checkered hat. One with earlaps."
Were you a driving instructor then? I can see the look of pure terror in your eyes! lolol 5's sweetie
Cute!!
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