Two girls diss every boy

I got my own style and they just call it geeky (Nerd City, here we come)
You know it's not very cool, but they all think I'm freaky (Nerd City, here we come)
Well, I ain't got a girlfriend 'cept the one in the drawer
But isn't that what centerfolds are for

And we're goin' to Nerd City, odds two hundred to one
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, gonna watch them run
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, odds two hundred to one
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, gonna watch them run, now
Two girls turn down each boy

You know the girls are always laughin' 'cause my epidermis is showin' (Nerd City, here we come)
And I've either got a wedgie or my underwear's growin' (Nerd City, here we come)
Yeah, I drive 'round town and I look like a dork
And when I eat lunch I'm using a spork

And we're goin' to Nerd City, 'cause I'm dateless again
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, go to bed at 10
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, the girls' parents are pissed
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, I'm on their blocked callers list
Two girls ignore each boy

And if my Pinto breaks down on me on the way to the Trek Con (Nerd City, here we come)
I'll strap my phasers to my back and ride with a Klingon (Nerd City, here we come)
And when I get to Nerd City my ears will have a curl
I'll be checkin' out the Trekkies for a Vulcan girl

And we're goin' to Nerd City, hoping Shatner is there
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, my head's full of air
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, stand in autograph lines
You know we're goin' to Nerd City, to see Seven of Nine, wow
Alien girls for every boy