Can you say it? Can you say "vagina"?
It's not hard, you will find
Difficult word for mankind
If in an e-mail subject line
The warnings you will find
But if you say "vagina," we won't mind

When you say the word out loud
Folks get so embarrassed and turn beet red
Looking like they need a shroud
You shout it to the people and you'll disperse the crowd
But if you say "vagina," we won't mind

It's part of the anatomy
In women everywhere, all types
Such a place of mystery
It's called other names like "c**t" and "p***y"
Go ahead, say "vagina" - we won't mind

Can you say it? Can you say "vagina"?
It's not hard, you will find
Difficult word for mankind
If in an e-mail subject line
The warnings you will find
But if you say "vagina," we won't mind

Dark and silent sometimes, it
Is quite an entertaining chatterbox and
Sit on it, and it won't quit
It puts up with the tampons, thongs and speculums, oooh!
And the men who have vaginas on their minds

All the women like to talk about that place now
It's just like the dark side of the moon
But they just won't quit - they want to raise awareness
About that space, now
Looks like we have all got vaginas on our minds

You can say it, you can say "vagina"
It's not hard, you will find
Difficult word for mankind
If in an e-mail subject line
The warnings you will find
And if you say "vagina," we won't mind