Song Parodies -> (Don't Ya Dare Eat Those) Giblets
| Original Song Title: | "(Wait 'Til You Meet My) Gidget" |
| Original Performer: | James Darren for the 'Gidget' TV show |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Don't Ya Dare Eat Those) Giblets" |
| Parody Written by: | David Chrenko |
With so many Christmas parodies, it seemed only fitting that Thanksgiving should be represented.
Intro: Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-da-dun
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .
If you're in doubt about your Thanksgiving meal.
I say, "Beware that globular goop you fear.
Don't ya dare eat those giblets -
The gizzard's gonna grow inside.
Grandma will say, "Eat up, there's plenty more!"
But, run away - Head for the bathroom door!
You're gonna find - Eat giblets, you die!
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-da-dun
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .
If you believe - turkey's the best meat around,
Don't be deceived - They'll gobble raw sewage down..
Don't ya dare eat those giblets - They ain't nobody's valentine.
Liver and heart - Here comes the plate again.
Just play it smart - Aim for the garbage can.
Giblets will fly! - Eat some and you'll die!
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .
If you're in doubt about your Thanksgiving meal.
I say, "Beware that globular goop you fear.
Don't ya dare eat those giblets -
The gizzard's gonna grow inside.
Grandma will say, "Eat up, there's plenty more!"
But, run away - Head for the bathroom door!
You're gonna find - Eat giblets, you die!
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-da-dun
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .
If you believe - turkey's the best meat around,
Don't be deceived - They'll gobble raw sewage down..
Don't ya dare eat those giblets - They ain't nobody's valentine.
Liver and heart - Here comes the plate again.
Just play it smart - Aim for the garbage can.
Giblets will fly! - Eat some and you'll die!
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