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Song Parodies -> "(Don't Ya Dare Eat Those) Giblets"

Original Song Title:

"(Wait 'Til You Meet My) Gidget"

Original Performer:

James Darren for the 'Gidget' TV show

Parody Song Title:

"(Don't Ya Dare Eat Those) Giblets"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

With so many Christmas parodies, it seemed only fitting that Thanksgiving should be represented.
Intro: Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-da-dun
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .

If you're in doubt about your Thanksgiving meal.
I say, "Beware that globular goop you fear.

Don't ya dare eat those giblets -
The gizzard's gonna grow inside.
Grandma will say, "Eat up, there's plenty more!"
But, run away - Head for the bathroom door!
You're gonna find - Eat giblets, you die!

Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-da-dun
Dun-da-dun - dun-dun - - -da-da-daaa . . .

If you believe - turkey's the best meat around,
Don't be deceived - They'll gobble raw sewage down..

Don't ya dare eat those giblets - They ain't nobody's valentine.
Liver and heart - Here comes the plate again.
Just play it smart - Aim for the garbage can.
Giblets will fly! - Eat some and you'll die!

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katie - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
i think there are great.

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