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Song Parodies -> "Pluto's Got A Brand New Moon"

Original Song Title:

"Papa's Got A Brand New Bag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Pluto's Got A Brand New Moon"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Astronomers just discovered one more moon of Pluto, bringing the grand total to 5. And yet it's still not considered a planet anymore.
Come here planets, Pluto's in the swing
He might have just been demoted babe
But none too soon
Pluto's got a brand new moon

Astronomers, come dig this crazy scene
He's not a planet now 'cause they were all so mean
But none too soon
Pluto's got a brand new moon

And Charon makes one
And Nix, she makes two
Don't play him cheap, he's a Kuiper Belt guy
And he's got Hydra, P1 and P2, that makes 5 moons together
And forever

Come here planets, Pluto's in the swing
He might have just been demoted babe
But none too soon
Pluto's got a brand new moon

Oh Pluto! Yeah he's got P1
Pluto and he's got P2
Charon and Nix just like this
And Hydra as well, ev'ry day and ev'ry night
That guy's like a Planetoid
Hey come on
Hey! Hey come on
Hey! He's a cosmical sight
Come on. Hey Hey!

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Porfle Popnecker - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a big Pluto fan so I really liked this a lot.
The More You Know... - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Pluto's now officially a planetoid; the reason it was kicked out of the planets club is that astronomers have recently discovered several dozen more planetoids just like it orbiting further out. Either Pluto stays kicked out of the club, or we admit all the other planetoids along with it, bringing the number of officially recognized planets up to about 70, and we might discover more. Some of those other planetoids probably have moons too...
Meriadoc - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very clever idea. Great job!

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