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Song Parodies -> "Tiger's Got A Brand New Bag"

Original Song Title:

"Papa's Got A Brand New Bag"

Original Performer:

James Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger's Got A Brand New Bag"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Hey Tiger Woods...why don't you see this parody and we can duke it out on the golf course later?
Come here golfers...Tiger has that swing
Ain't too hip...about to make that green
Ain't no drag...Tiger's got a brand new bag

Come here golfers...and dig the golfing scene
He justs look fancy...when his balls are on the green
Ain't no drag...Tiger's got a brand new bag

He's got to putt
Drivers to fly
He's more than cheap, Paris Hilton's just fine
He's getting a sand wedge, a big 9 iron, whack that back, see ya later alligator

Come here golfers...Tiger's gonna swing
He ain't too hip now
But he can shoot it on par 3, babe
Ain't no drag...Tiger's got a brand new bag

Oh Golfers! He's got a turn
Tiger...he's got a turn
His club in a twist...just like this
Look at that fly, right on up to the sky
The ball...landed on the green
Hey!..come on
Hey, Hey!...come on
Hey, Hey!...he's up tight, out of sight...
Come on, hey hey!
(sfx: golf ball dropping in hole)

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MrMacphisto - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job... lol
Dudley Stone - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I thought the 'bag' was going to be that woman who's been dragging down his game ever since he hooked up with her...

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