-> "Romney's a Puppet"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Your Puppet" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Romney's a Puppet"
Bulls*itting, that is what I do, I'm their puppet
I'll say anything that they tell me to, I'm their puppet
Mm..... I'm theirs to own and to mold
Wall Street has got full control of their puppet
Give some more tax breaks to those at the top, I'm their puppet
Catch me lying and I'll do a flip-flop, I'm their puppet
Mm....., loads of cash is theirs to gain!
All they got to do is help out my campaign, I'm their puppet,
I'm their puppet
I'm just a ploy, just a corporate toy
I'll make them rich like a Jew
Rich & powerful, do just what I'm told
I don't even have a clue...
I'm a puppet.....I'm a puppet
(I'll) Say lots of stupid things and I'll string you along, I'm a puppet
Do the rich right and do the poor wrong, I'm their puppet.
Mm..... vote me in and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet and big profits I will bring, I'm their puppet
Your lying, denying, money-grubbing puppet
I'm always flip-flopping,
I'll say anything, lie to you & piss you off........
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