Doctor my ass has gotten huge
and I really am confused its just frightening
you must help me if you can

you see I've done all that I could
to lose this wieght but its no good
I keep gainin and I need a better plan

doctor my ass...
why is it so huge
should I have passed on that thick burger with mushrooms

cause I have seen it spread this year
and it is really getting clear
I must stop it before it needs its own zip code
my ass grows more each passing day
I never noticed it until I went to sit down
and I broke the damn commode

Doctor my ass
tell me what to do
when I have gas
I can clear a whole damn room

doctor my ass
cannot be disquised
Is this the prize for always ordering super size....