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Song Parodies -> "Husbands and Nurturers"

Original Song Title:

"Wives and Lovers"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Husbands and Nurturers"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Oh, Hubby, Dear,
Take a bath, wear some clean clothes -
You're not alone in the home.
Don't think because you bring home a paycheck,
She won't be tempted to roam.

For husbands should be nurturers, too -
Show some respect whenever she addresses you -
Too much for you?

Day after day,
There are eligible bachelors,
Who might take a fancy to me.
Don't sit around the house in your undies -
No dignified way to be.

For husbands should be nurturers, too -
Spend time with the kids whenever they are home with you -
Too much for you?

Oh, Hubby, Dear,
Why not get off work early -
Hug all the kids, lighten up, don't be surly,
And fire up the grill while the kids make chapaties.
Time for some family time.
Time for the family -
Time for some family time.

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AFW - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Good advice and a good parody..
alvin - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
words of wisdom indeed....nice job
Tommy Turtle - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Turnabout is fair play... nice 180 switch. 555.... similar sentiment, which you were kind enough to comment on, at 3w.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield24.shtml
2Eagle - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Tommy Turtle, alvin and AFW.

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