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Song Parodies -> "What The World Doesn’t Need Now"

Original Song Title:

"What The World Needs Now Is Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackie DeShannon

Parody Song Title:

"What The World Doesn’t Need Now"

Parody Written by:

Dreaded Mom Lady

The Lyrics

What that woman needs now is a shove, a good shove,
Why’d she think for kids she’d had just too little of,
Yes that woman needs a shove, a good strong shove,
No, not just for eight, but for the six before…

Lord we don’t need a baby “litter,”
There’ll be diapers and tricycles,
enough to buy,
There’ll be preschools and colleges,
Enough to try, enough to cost till the end of time.

What that woman needs now is a shove, a good shove,
We’re the ones who’ll pay ‘cause she just wouldn’t pull the plug,
Yes her doctors need a shove, a good strong shove,
Yes, just for the ones with deliberations t’were so little of.

Lord, we don’t need another hardship case,
There are welfare and causes,
Enough to kvell,
There is her pain and his pain,
Enough to sell,
A suffering world, if you want to know.

Yes that woman needs a shove, a good strong shove,
There’ll be lots of stuff that she’ll just have too little of,
What that woman needs now is a good strong shove,
Yes one just for her,
I speak for every, every, everyone...

What the woman needs now (arggghhh)
A shove, tough love (a shove)
What the woman needs now (arggghhh)
Not love sweet love (not love)
What our world needs now (arggghhh)
Give her a shove (a shove)
fade....

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Hu's On First - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree; I think Ms. Suleman needs psychiatric help and FAST. I mean, she's not even married, she had 6 kids already (conceived artificially!) and she still lives with her mom at age 33. What were the doctors thinking? Great parody
Andria - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Hu's On First, and I personally support the idea of a judge ordering Suleman to give all 14 of her children for adoption and to seek psychiatric help. Maybe she belongs in a mental hospital, I don't really know. All I know is that the author of this parody is getting a 5-5-5 vote from me, and that the parody itself is well-written and amusing.
Dreaded Mom - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks! I think we are all indignant, and wanted to capture that. My first try at a "topical" parody.
2Eagle - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, she's ahead in the prenancy game.

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