Gimme Butter Pecan
Or Neopolitan
Put a mother's milk in that pint
Cherry Garcia's great
How 'bout Pumpkin Cheesecake
Put a mother's milk in that pint

And Peace, Whirled would be like second base
'Cause a girl lactated in Half Baked
And Fudge...Brownie
And Chunky...Monkey

Another bra comes off
And it's not off to boff
Put a mother's milk in that pint
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
With a bit of J-Lo
Put a mother's milk in that pint

And Phish Food (and Phish Food) won't have a bovine trace
Now it's swirled (now it's swirled) with what feeds baby's face
Yahoo (yahoo)
Tee hee (tee hee)
So let's eat (let's eat)
Some Crème...la Jolie

With every ultrasound
They will be Vermont bound
Put a mother's milk in that pint
And as full udders droop
Make me some Turtle Soup
Put a mother's milk in that pint

Some might hurl (some might hurl) but not me I confess
Country girls ('cause cowgirls) would make a sweet express
It's true (it's true)
sez me (sez he)
I'll have Chicks (have chicks)
Dixie

Put Jennifer Love in that pint
Love that Hewitt taste
Put some Courtney Love in that pint
Now I've gone astray
Put no Courtney Love in that pint
Funky Junkie Crunch
Put some other milk in that pint