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Song Parodies -> "The Achoo of a Drool"
Original Song Title:
"The Statue Of A Fool"
Original Performer:
Jack Greene
Parody Song Title:
"The Achoo of a Drool"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Somewhere there should be
For us with allergy
The "Achoo" of a drool made of stone
An image of a nose
That runs, and sneezes, blows..
As tribute to the suffering we've known..
It won't need a face
Just two nostrils carved someplace
To honor us millions, still denied
For the itch in our eyes we've had
And symptoms that are bad
Nothing works..all the remedies we've tried..
So build that "Achoo"...and oh....build it high
So...everyone can see
Then inscribe...The World's Greatest Allergy
And name it after me....name it after me..
For us with allergy
The "Achoo" of a drool made of stone
An image of a nose
That runs, and sneezes, blows..
As tribute to the suffering we've known..
It won't need a face
Just two nostrils carved someplace
To honor us millions, still denied
For the itch in our eyes we've had
And symptoms that are bad
Nothing works..all the remedies we've tried..
So build that "Achoo"...and oh....build it high
So...everyone can see
Then inscribe...The World's Greatest Allergy
And name it after me....name it after me..
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Nothing to sniffle at! Once again you've broken the "mold" and earned a pollen count of 5-5-5! ;D
Bless you........with fives!!!
This one "spores" 3 5s!
The "Achoo" part in your song is so funny! I tend to get allergies every year! Salut to you and 555 handkerchiefs!
This parody was just the nostrum I needed this morning!
I'm itching to vote on this parody and you're getting hives...er, I mean fives.
i really dig the quirky concepts you create
Thanks, everyone
I've been getting allergies a lot lately... and this song, especially the title, made me ROFLOL! 555, and I echo all comments above.
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