Song Parodies -> Stomach's Rumblin, Mouth Is Dry

Original Song Title:

"River Deep Mountain High"

Original Performer:

Ike and Tina Turner

  
Parody Song Title:

"Stomach's Rumblin, Mouth Is Dry"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

One of those cute bear songs when they are hungry for food when people go camping
Mama Bear:
When I was a little cub
I got into mischief
Stealing food from homes nearby
Now, when I see a little cub gets into mischief
I run for them when I hear them cry

And to you humans, you'd better scram
'Cause if you hurt my babies
I'll chew you up like ham
And as for your rifles,
I don't give a damn

CHORUS:
And I am hungry, my oh my
Yeah my stomach's rumblin' mouth is dry
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Want food badly, I can cry
Oh, I'm hungry baby
Baby, Baby, Baby!!!!

Papa Bear:
When you were a young kid
Did you get a bear cub
And think you found a nice house pet?
Well, I know that when grizzly papa saw you
He made damned sure that you'd regret
And when you camp in our forests
And make yourselves at home
We come to your campsites
With mouths full of foam
And as for those honeybees
We steal their honeycomb
(CHORUS)
Cubs:
I want some Krispy Kremes
And Starbucks Coffee, see!
And I want some ribs and pork chops
Rare or well done, that's fine with me
And I want some potato chips and
Your mom's sweet cherry pie!
And I warn you, baby
My stomach's rumblin'
Mouth is dry!

I'm Hungry
I'm Hungry
I'm Hungry
Oh, baby I'm Hungry
GRRR!!!!!
GRRR!!!!
GRRRR!!!!!

CHORUS
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