-> "Stomach's Rumblin, Mouth Is Dry"
Original Song Title:
"River Deep Mountain High"
Parody Song Title:
"Stomach's Rumblin, Mouth Is Dry"
When I was a little cub
I got into mischief
Stealing food from homes nearby
Now, when I see a little cub gets into mischief
I run for them when I hear them cry
And to you humans, you'd better scram
'Cause if you hurt my babies
I'll chew you up like ham
And as for your rifles,
I don't give a damn
And I am hungry, my oh my
Yeah my stomach's rumblin' mouth is dry
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Want food badly, I can cry
Oh, I'm hungry baby
Baby, Baby, Baby!!!!
When you were a young kid
Did you get a bear cub
And think you found a nice house pet?
Well, I know that when grizzly papa saw you
He made damned sure that you'd regret
And when you camp in our forests
And make yourselves at home
We come to your campsites
With mouths full of foam
And as for those honeybees
We steal their honeycomb
I want some Krispy Kremes
And Starbucks Coffee, see!
And I want some ribs and pork chops
Rare or well done, that's fine with me
And I want some potato chips and
Your mom's sweet cherry pie!
And I warn you, baby
My stomach's rumblin'
Mouth is dry!
Oh, baby I'm Hungry
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