-> "Bill O'Reilly's A Jack-Ass"
Original Song Title:
"At The Mountains of Madness" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bill O'Reilly's A Jack-Ass"
(Weird, very psychedelic Instrumental intro)
On the phone (on the phone)
member of my staff (member of my staff)
grab my bone (grab my bone)
pumpin' on the shaft
Now I start to groan and grunt
"Talk dirty, you worthless c*nt"
I'm a Jive-Ass Clown
A Moronic Jack-Ass
I am scum (he is scum)
lying sack of sh*t (he's a sack of sh*t)
Worthless clod (he's a clod)
d*ck is in my mitts (got it in his mitts)
On my pud I stroke and pound
Then I go out and expound
Spewing jive, I'm a jerk who is classless
You can see that I am lame
you cannot expect
the truth from me, no way
(spreading lies around, all over the town)
(disrespectful clown; tearing people down)
On the air
And I dare
say "I'm balanced and fair"
I'm a liar
fibbing on the air
What I say is mostly lies
When will you jerk-offs get wise?
I'm a Liar, classless clown; I'm a Jack-Ass
Yes, I lie...I'm a Moronic Jack-Ass
[more psychedelic music out to end]
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