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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Ran"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie-Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Ran"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

John Kerry ra-a-a-an, John Kerry ra-a-a-an

Dubya needed schoolin', plan was simple
John Kerry, democrat, John Edwards, running mate
Should have sent those G.O.P. boys packing
What's the attraction in what Shrub's doing

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Bush seemed always someone stupid to me
Big ignoramous, never caring
He had more charm than J. F. Kerry
Still wish that he was disappearing

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Bush...seems like a moron to me
(seems like a moron to me)
Shrub's...so freakin' stupid, you see
(so freakin' stupid, you see-ee-ee-ee)

[steel drum instrumental, or Shrub's head played with xylaphone mallets]

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

People should have learned from last election
Folks lost their minds, the dems couldn't reach them
Now the lesson's over, Shrub's still with us
That is why I wrote this song, I'm saying

John Kerry ra-an
Lost a game that he never should have played
John Kerry ra-an
Lost the game, now, he never should have played

Kerry ran, Kerry ran, Kerry ran, Kerry ra-a-a-an

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Paul Robinson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, 5-4-5
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like a commented with a scoring selection but didn't actually submit it then. Just did it now. Looks like everybody is pretty tired of election stuff by now, can't blame 'em, me too.
sloatead - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
oh well, almost time for my christmas parodies anyway
sloatead - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
okay, who gave me 1's? must be a republican
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. I really like the xylophone solo.

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