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Song Parodies -> "Mary Ann"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie Anne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Ann"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

aah... the eternal question Ginger or Mary Ann? for the record I pick Mary Ann every time!
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do

Hey Mary Ann
Hey Mary Ann

when I was a young boy before pimples
I liked you well enough Skipper was funnier
I became an older boy liked your legs
in those attractive short shorts you're wearing

hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play
hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play

you will always be top island beauty
quite a hot body and so caring
Professor can't find way off island
he just wants more time with Mary Ann

hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play
hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play

you're so hotter than Ginger to me
(hotter than Ginger to me)
why some prefer Ginger I can't see
(Ginger's better can't see)

(somehow this island-y drum solo just fits)

hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play
hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play

for that girl I yearn and man I'm burning
thoughts on my mind I should tell the preacher
when episode's over I've a stiffy
then I'll watch another keep it coming

hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play
hey Mary Ann on my brain now
and with myself I play

Mary Ann Mary Ann Mary Ann
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Sweet, like MA- 555!
Stoned - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Would like Mary Ann with some Mary Jane! Puffin' 5s
Patrick - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
She also played a murder victim in the Charles Pearce movie "The Town That Dreaded Sundown". In the original theme song for "Gilligan's Island", she was identified only as "and the rest".
Jonathan - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob - Thanks Man!
Stoned - I'm not really into drugs of any sort but I think we can both agree to enjoying Mary Ann!
Patrick - interesting perhaps I'll look at that movie in the future as for the "and the rest" thing I heard the reason she and The Professor got added to the theme song later on was because Bob Denver (Gilligan) threatened to walk if they didn't.
Callmelennie - May 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Jonathan, I'm a Ginger man. Got one of my first stiffies courtesy of Ginger. Watched a rerun recently and I started to get one from checking out Lovie Howell's ass. I am getting old!! ......... OK, I'm joking, but you know what, I really do get one from Blanche on "Golden Girls." I do like red heads!!
Joe - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Mary Ann's da bomb, for real, 555!
Jonathan - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - that's fine man different strokes for different folks as they say I think part of the reason for my preference being Mary Ann is because of Tina Louise's (Ginger's actress) ugly attitude towards the show well that and Mary Ann rocked those short shorts! I'm pretty sure she's at least partially responsible for me being a leg man! I heard that Dawn Wells wore those shorts to make her legs look longer because she felt short compared to the rest of the cast well God I'm glad she felt short! :P
Joe - for real she truly is! and thanks for the 5's!
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, the stats on Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) for Gilligan's Island were: 33-22-34, 105 lbs, Size 0, was Miss Nevada. Ginger (Tina Louise) were: 35-22-36, 125 lbs, Size 4, in Playboy magazine 1958 and '59!!! BTW, there's nothing like a tall blonde with legs that go on forever!!!
Callmelennie - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I thought you might be a Lovie Howell man, Rob (;-D)

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