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Song Parodies -> "Enema The Eighth"

Original Song Title:

"Henry The Eighth"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Enema The Eighth"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

C4 is plastic explosive.
I'm Enema the Eighth,
I am!
Enema the Eighth
I am, I am!

I got carried
To your little back door

Where Fleet™'s tarried
Seven
Times before

And every one
Was an enema
(Enema!)

It's far too late to bother eating bran!
(Oh, damn!)

I'm yer eighth
Cold can
Of
Enema

Enema the eighth I am!


Second verse,
Strain as you curse!


I'm Enema the Eighth,
I am!
Enema the Eighth
I am, I am!

Fiber
Would have
Opened-up your back door

Please bend over
And I'll
Do my chore

You're in
A colon dilemma, see!
('lemma see!)

You're gonna need a Roto-Rooter man!
(Oh man!)

I'm yer eighth
Attempted
Enema

Enema the eighth I am!


(instrumental)


I'm Enema the Eighth,
I am!
Enema the Eighth
I am, I am!

I've got
Dynamite
To open your door

Time to
Blast yer ass with
Butt C4

Your
Colon's
Full of cement-ity
('ment-ity!)

You're gonna need a demolition plan!
(Ka-BLAM!)

I'm yer eighth
Exploding
Enema

Enema the eighth I am!

E-N-E-M-A
Load it up! (Load it up!)
Blow it up! (BLOW IT UP!)
Enema the eighth I am, I am
Enema the eighth I am!

BOOM!
BOOM-BA-BOOM!
Ahhh...

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Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like some real binding arbitration. Relief is just a Fleet®ing memory. You gonna need some industrial strength stool softener for this one. Loved the parody. Where did you get the idea for this?
Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed till I shit! I don't need an enema now, Johnny. Many, many great lines
Rick D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like today, you need to see Dr. Coldfinger.
Arwen - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
So funny, Johnny! Only you could do this! I'm still laughing at

You're gonna need a Roto-Rooter man!

555!!!
Adagio - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe , loved this silly ditty! 5's
Billy Florio - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
So funny it hurts......
Mari D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, at least you're not lyrically constipated! I'm still cracking up. Loved that "Second verse" line especially!
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everybody.

Guy: I got the idea from Herman's Hermits' pronounciation of "Henry" in the original song, 'E-ner-y'.

Dee: Next time, use a laptop computer in the bathroom!

Rick: Once again, warped minds think alike!

Arwen: Naaa, you could do it too!

Adagio: "Silly" is what I was striving for --- thanks for confirming that I achieved my goal!

Billy: A little Astroglide can go a long way...

Mari: Heh heh, yup, that's one of my own favorites, too!

Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Well, I'll bet that sure causes a big "Rim" shot, doesn't it? By coincidence, my brother and I had a business called "Cee-Four Systems", (no, we didn't sell plastic explosives). I didn't know what it meant (if he had told me I never would have gone for it, slipped it by me), he was hoping to associate the custom-configured computers we wanted to sell as having "Explosive" Computing power...no one got it...but we did get some calls from wacko's who wanted to know if they could buy the plastic explosives over the counter...and we probably got watched by the FBI for the decade or so...
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheeky!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Utter crap, this gave me the shits. I grab a plunger and extract 5s.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
with friends like these, who needs enemas ?...great job, johnny.. i howled..or what that the enema ?....5s
Johnny D - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul (you always crack me up, dude, heh heh!!), Michael, Luke, and Alvin --- guys, thank you all, very much! ;-)
Bob Gomez, not straining - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
WAH HA HA!!! Great job top to bottom! d;:^)
Phil Alexander - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, JD - looks like the butt of many jokes to come. But at least you didn't mention Uranus ;-) Unlike this one, of course: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/hermanshermits42.shtml
Johnny D - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Bob Gomez Not Straining, and thank you, Philbo of Phate!

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