-> "Kennedy The Blank"
Original Song Title:
"Henry The Eighth"
Parody Song Title:
"Kennedy The Blank"
I'm Kennedy the rake I am
Kennedy the rake I am I am
I got friendly with a Ms. Monroe
We would frolic on a grassy knoll
Cause everyone loves a Kennedy
'Cept the ones with rifles in their hands
Don't know what went through the head o' me
Kennedy the saint I am
(second verse--it's even worse)
I'm Kennedy the late I am
Kennedy the late I am I am
I just wanted to be like big bro
But I didn't mean all full of holes
Cause everyone has an enemy
'Specially the ones within our clan
It's the fate of men named Kennedy
Kennedy erased I am
(third verse--get me a nurse)
I'm Kennedy the tanked I am
Kennedy the tanked I am I am
I'm the Kennedy that won't drop dead
I'm a jolly chap (-paquidDICKHEAD)
Cause I was drinking heavily
Like a fish is also how I swam
So my girlfriend drowned instead o' me
Kennedy the snake I am
(FOURTH verse? Must be a curse)
I'm Kennedy the wank I am
Kennedy the wank I am I am
I was publishing my magazine
I thought aeroplanes were really keen
I couldn't see ahead o' me
Shoulda listened to the weatherman
And I'm fish food now they've fed on me
Kennedy the bait I am
K! E! N! N! Y!
Oh my freakin' God, dude! Not again!
They killed the Kennedy men!
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