Song Parodies -> Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters
| Original Song Title: | "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" |
| Original Performer: | Herman's Hermits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters
Girls who I know will always be there
When I'm sad - I know they'll love me now
They're always near enough - I never have to pine
Each girl nicely learned what mother taught her
Each knows how to keep me warm and sane
Always there - they love to hold me now
Their grip on me is rough and soft at the same time
Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found
If they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
Let them do their thing and you'll feel fine (you'll feel fine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Wait 'til your weakened knees show you've had a good time
Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found
When they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
They'll jump up and down and make you whine (make you whine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Have Kleenex on hand please - you're these girls' valentine
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (handy daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (squirm like otters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)
Girls who I know will always be there
When I'm sad - I know they'll love me now
They're always near enough - I never have to pine
Each girl nicely learned what mother taught her
Each knows how to keep me warm and sane
Always there - they love to hold me now
Their grip on me is rough and soft at the same time
Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found
If they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
Let them do their thing and you'll feel fine (you'll feel fine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Wait 'til your weakened knees show you've had a good time
Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found
When they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
They'll jump up and down and make you whine (make you whine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Have Kleenex on hand please - you're these girls' valentine
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (handy daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (squirm like otters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)
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Johnny - busy, busy boy.
Isn't she married to Mr. Palm?
There, JD Other hand is free now. How come the little box where we put our names suddenly turned yellow? or is it just my computer?
Good job! 5's
Good job, Johnny D, but is this the straw that broke the camel's back and inspired Chucky to ban sex parodies?
Johnny, nice job (as opposed to "hand" job). I hope this isn't the limit on smut. I'll never be able to post the one I did today. Didn't put it up yet, wanted to proof-read and think about it a little more first. Be talking to you all tomorrow, bye....
chucky made a post on the message boards that any parody dealing with sex, sexuality, or sex organs are not going to be accepted anymore... doesnt bother me since i never write any of those and never found them as funny as other people here do... and while i was procrastinating this morning i found 9 entries today out of about 36 that are definitely not making it through with the new rules
Thank you Adagio, Paul, John, and Ethan.
Gee, I don't see any so-called "sexual" issue with this little sweet and innocent parody....Mrs. Palmer is just a nice wholesome lady who has five very moral, wholesome daughters that are always there to cheer up a friend who is lonely and sad. They hug their friend and jump and down to make them laugh, and they make sure their friend has a box of Kleenex to wipe away tears that he or she may cry until the girls have cheered them up.....that's all.....very innocent stuff, not sexual at all.....I'm sure Chucky would agree.
Gee, I don't see any so-called "sexual" issue with this little sweet and innocent parody....Mrs. Palmer is just a nice wholesome lady who has five very moral, wholesome daughters that are always there to cheer up a friend who is lonely and sad. They hug their friend and jump and down to make them laugh, and they make sure their friend has a box of Kleenex to wipe away tears that he or she may cry until the girls have cheered them up.....that's all.....very innocent stuff, not sexual at all.....I'm sure Chucky would agree.
Ooops, slight typo in my previous comment - where I said "They hug their friend and jump and down", I meant to type, "They hug their friend and jump up and down", as they try to cheer up their sad and lonely friend and make him or her laugh and feel happy again... like I said, not sexual at all, just wholesome, clean, family-oriented kindness and sympathy for friends who are in need of some cheering-up.
And where the parody says "They're there, no doubt – wherever hands are found", it's simply saying that Mrs. Palmer's kind and compassionate daughters are always so ready and willing to comfort friends who are sad and lonely that it is as if they are always around to lend a hand....very innocent and gentle family-friendly themes, I'd say.
And where the parody says "They're there, no doubt – wherever hands are found", it's simply saying that Mrs. Palmer's kind and compassionate daughters are always so ready and willing to comfort friends who are sad and lonely that it is as if they are always around to lend a hand....very innocent and gentle family-friendly themes, I'd say.
this wasn't the one that broke the camel's back. If anything, it's a well done double-entendre that can be read innocently. This is the stuff I had in mind when I was still letting sex themed parodies slide through. There were at least half a dozen though on Sunday that I did approve, that I won't be approving under the new rules.
JD...seems as though you are missing a halo...:D
Who, little ol' me? Thanks Adagio...... 0:-)
Is one of Mrs. Palmer's daughters named Stacy? 'Cause I have it on good authority that Mrs. Palmer has...
Five busy-bodied women t'aint nothin' I can't handle. One busy-brained woman might give me some trouble, though.
Thanks, 2nz !
Restoring my fives
Thanks, Royce.
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