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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters
Girls who I know will always be there
When I'm sad - I know they'll love me now
They're always near enough - I never have to pine

Each girl nicely learned what mother taught her
Each knows how to keep me warm and sane
Always there - they love to hold me now
Their grip on me is rough and soft at the same time

Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found

If they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
Let them do their thing and you'll feel fine (you'll feel fine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Wait 'til your weakened knees show you've had a good time

Walkin' about - shakin' hands around, well
They're there, no doubt - wherever hands are found

When they wind their lovely arms around you (arms around you)
They'll jump up and down and make you whine (make you whine)
Don't let go - not 'til they've done their part
Have Kleenex on hand please - you're these girls' valentine

Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (handy daughters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (squirm like otters)
Mrs. Palmer's got five lovely daughters (lovely daughters)

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Guy - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny - busy, busy boy.
Rick D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Isn't she married to Mr. Palm?
Rick D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
There, JD Other hand is free now. How come the little box where we put our names suddenly turned yellow? or is it just my computer?
Adagio - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! 5's
John Jenkins - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Johnny D, but is this the straw that broke the camel's back and inspired Chucky to ban sex parodies?
Paul R. - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, nice job (as opposed to "hand" job). I hope this isn't the limit on smut. I'll never be able to post the one I did today. Didn't put it up yet, wanted to proof-read and think about it a little more first. Be talking to you all tomorrow, bye....
Ethan Mawyer - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
chucky made a post on the message boards that any parody dealing with sex, sexuality, or sex organs are not going to be accepted anymore... doesnt bother me since i never write any of those and never found them as funny as other people here do... and while i was procrastinating this morning i found 9 entries today out of about 36 that are definitely not making it through with the new rules
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Adagio, Paul, John, and Ethan.

Gee, I don't see any so-called "sexual" issue with this little sweet and innocent parody....Mrs. Palmer is just a nice wholesome lady who has five very moral, wholesome daughters that are always there to cheer up a friend who is lonely and sad. They hug their friend and jump and down to make them laugh, and they make sure their friend has a box of Kleenex to wipe away tears that he or she may cry until the girls have cheered them up.....that's all.....very innocent stuff, not sexual at all.....I'm sure Chucky would agree.
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooops, slight typo in my previous comment - where I said "They hug their friend and jump and down", I meant to type, "They hug their friend and jump up and down", as they try to cheer up their sad and lonely friend and make him or her laugh and feel happy again... like I said, not sexual at all, just wholesome, clean, family-oriented kindness and sympathy for friends who are in need of some cheering-up.

And where the parody says "They're there, no doubt wherever hands are found", it's simply saying that Mrs. Palmer's kind and compassionate daughters are always so ready and willing to comfort friends who are sad and lonely that it is as if they are always around to lend a hand....very innocent and gentle family-friendly themes, I'd say.
ChuckyG - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
this wasn't the one that broke the camel's back. If anything, it's a well done double-entendre that can be read innocently. This is the stuff I had in mind when I was still letting sex themed parodies slide through. There were at least half a dozen though on Sunday that I did approve, that I won't be approving under the new rules.
Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
JD...seems as though you are missing a halo...:D
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Who, little ol' me? Thanks Adagio...... 0:-)
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Is one of Mrs. Palmer's daughters named Stacy? 'Cause I have it on good authority that Mrs. Palmer has...
2nz - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Five busy-bodied women t'aint nothin' I can't handle. One busy-brained woman might give me some trouble, though.
Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz !
Royce Miller - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my fives
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce.

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