I'm Belly Button Bob, I am
Belly Button Bob, I am, I am
Checkin' navels for the record books,
Great occupation, takin' all those looks
Won't inspect a stem..that's not feminine..(feminine)
Not equipped for masculinity..(no He)
I'm a kinked old guy, called Belly Bob,
Belly Button Bob, I be

I'm Belly Button Bob, I am
Belly Button Bob, I am, I am
Navel inspector chief, who's self employed
Phone for appointments, I'll be overjoyed..
I find more "Outies" than an "Innery"(Innery)
No nervous service, gentle as a lamb..(a lamb)
Never charge a cent, my fee is free,
Belly Button Bob, I am

I'm Belly Button Bob, "The Best"
Also handle boobs, will check..the chest
Open all hours, seven days a week,
I gently lift tne blouse, and sneak a peek
Full-y insured, give a warranty, (warranty)
Free bonus..lower services, yes, mam..(yes, mam!)
All my customers leave satisfied,
Belly Button Bob, I am,,

Belly Button Bob, I am