this stain's brown, that spot is pungent water
drawers as rank as this are something rare
hell, they sag....these duds are funky now
no maid to clean 'em up...they don't smell good like mine

i think you should burn these things, there's rot here
no way you can keep them, they're a shame
you must change...these are too grubby now
you've fouled 'em up enough, they're tainted good, i find

chuck 'em right out
even worse than trout smell
they stick, no doubt
they're a joke, son
unsound

now i find that its year round, they squeeze you
(gets no breeze through)
stinkier then hell, quite unrefined
(turpentine)
once they're gone...you'll have a brand new start
i'm shocked you're not diseased, you'll surely be in time

"shocking ! ", i shout
reeks like sauerkraut will
you gross me out
how i choke when
you're 'round

they're so grimy, people call out PU
(hate to see you)
teardrops start to swell, the smell's unkind
(lost your mind ?)
germs may spawn, you've cooties off the chart
no use to buy fabreze, its just waste a time

this stain's brown, that spot is pungent water
this stain's brown, that spot is pungent water
this stain's brown, that spot is pungent water