woke up this morning...felt unkind
i got a slaughter...on my mind
last night i met a young girl...in the neighborhood
oh yeah
something tells me i'll get red riding hood
(something tells me i will be grinding)

she's the kind of girl...who's doomed to die
i'm as mean as hell...a jerk of a guy
she gets close to me...and i'll nail her good
(comes close to me and i'll nail her good)
something tells me i'll get red riding hood
(something tells me i will be grinding)

she'll visit gran in a minute or two
but instead she'll see me...her gran is through
will she be calling my bluff ?
my eyes too big and my voice too gruff
(my eyes too big and my voice too gruff)

into the home of her poor late gran
discovered it was me and away she ran
she dashed off and started to shriek
yeah, she started in good
(she started shrieking just as loud as she could)
something tells me i'll get red riding hood)
(something tells me i will be grinding)

ax in my dome...from a big fierce man
i said "oh woe-is-me"...i'm too weak to stand
my blood then cascaded and leaked
cause he sliced me good
(just like a woodsman in a fairy tale should)
something tells me i may be dead for good
(something tells me fate has befell me)
(something tells me fate has befell me)
sliced me good...oh yeah...sliced me good
(something tells me fate has befell me)
(something tells me fate has befell me)