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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Bates Has Caused Her Son To Slaughter"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Bates Has Caused Her Son To Slaughter"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

mrs. bates has caused her son to slaughter
moms as dark as her are something rare
its so sad
he's murdered girls and how
mom makes it clear it enough
those ladies end, supine

she's hard to discern...the cops ain't caught her
she remains a secret sort of dame
norm gets changed
in drag, he makes his bow
when girls come near, he snuffs
who'll be the next in line ?

walkin' about
in a dress, he's proud, well
he'll stalk you out
takes a poke and
oh wow

if mom finds a girl's been 'round to see him
('round to see him)
she will think the whole thing's out of line
(out of line)
she'll rant on
then norm assumes her part
he can't do as he please
he doesn't have the spine

squawkin' about
always nice and loud, well
she's flippin' out
makes her son feel
so cowed

if the person asks if they can see her
(ask to see her)
norm will say she's fine, but must decline
(must decline)
cause she's gone
no longer beats, her heart
for several years, deceased
by looks, its more than nine

mrs. bates has caused her son to slaughter (son must slaughter)
mrs. bates has caused her son to slaughter (son must slaughter)
mrs. bates has caused her son to slaughter (son must slaughter)





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MasonR - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You had me with the title. 555!
Arwen - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Mason...I was giggling before I'd even read the parody...but this was GREAT fun! My favorite so far today.
Rick C - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
What the others said plus, some great subs. 555
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, this one kind of slayed me, even though I'm the wrong gender for Norman's homicidal tendencies, 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mason, arwen, rick and paul
AFW - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
A top notch "Psycho-parodic" job
alvin - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
John Barry - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm perkin' up after reading this. LOL.
Guy - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Mrs Bates has quite an ugly daughter. Is there no end to the Bates madness and your hysterical parodies on the subject? (-= I've been waiting for the movie sequel for years now. I have just the title for the sequel. "Rebate". You baited us again with the clever title. Here take these three fives and pay for the room so we can stay another night and catch the next parody installment.
adagio - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a really funny one, alvin!! 5's
John Jenkins - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever title and parody.
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john...thanks guy (already have another psycho parody penned for next week) ...thanks adagio and john
PMS - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Is there no song you cannot turn into a Psycho parody you retro-bate?

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