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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs and Ham, Sam I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Green Eggs and Ham, Sam I Am"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I don't like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I am
I would not could not inside of a box
I would not could not if with a fox
No, I'll never take any bites
So just take your serving tray and scram
Leave with green eggs and ham, don't like them
I just don't Sam I am

Second chance, won't even glance
I don't like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I am
I would not could not inside of a house
I would not could not if with a mouse
No I will try no bites tonight
So just take your serving tray and scram
Leave with green eggs and ham, don't like them
I just don't Sam I am

Forced to try green eggs and ham
Oh my god they taste very grand
I would eat them with a fox in a house
Or inside of a box with a mouse
One bite, One night, Can't fight, They're right
Can't help but love those green eggs and ham
From TV dinners or a can
I want green eggs and ham
G-R-E-E-N
Green eggs and ham
I just love those green eggs and ham
I love them Sam I am

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Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Keep this up, and we'll be green with envy at your talent!
Ann Hammond - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I am Ann and oh man! why did I not get this plan?
PMS - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Way original and funny

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